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Kinja'd!!! "MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy)
08/18/2015 at 12:40 • Filed to: None

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If the swagger was off the charts, wouldn’t it be breaking the scale?


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:47

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I hate Toyota. Whoever came up with that brilliant ad campaign (minivan having swagger? Give me a break!) deserves a swift and violent strike to the gonads.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:47

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I’m noticing an even bigger problem. If the bare minimum is “Swagger”, then that means everything it’s compared to has swagger, possibly more than it does.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:49

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*pukes*


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:49

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that’s not even a chart, it’s a guage. dumbass PR marketing people


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Sneaky Pete
08/18/2015 at 12:50

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Be glad that someone at Toyota hasn’t decided to do a super campaign and combine “grounded to the ground” with the “Swagger Wagon” campaigns.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:52

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Yet another shinning example of “Lets No Places”


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:52

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This is why Adblock Plus makes the world better.

Until people like you inform me that such an advertisement exists, which I would never have known about otherwise.

You bastard.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > 450X_FTW
08/18/2015 at 12:53

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You’re right. It seems they did forget basic geometry.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > Alex B
08/18/2015 at 12:55

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Puking isn’t the right way to respond to swag. You respond like this:

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:57

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Douchebag webmaster; play Toyota’s Swagger ad right above compact luxury car shootout.


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 12:58

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Don’t give them any ideas. 


Kinja'd!!! nermal > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 13:03

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C&D’s ads are terrible.

After you browse around for a minute, a popup asks you to enter your email address to regularly recieve their spam. The only way to opt out is to click the link that says something that makes you feel inadequate, like “I don’t want to stay ahead of the curve” or “No thanks, I’m into minivans.”

:-(


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > nermal
08/18/2015 at 13:09

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Glad to hear that I’m not the only one who feels bad when pressing no.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 13:41

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PS the best way to get a screengrab in Win 7+ is the snipping tool.

Not being snarky, I’m actually attempting to offer useful information... cheers.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > functionoverfashion
08/18/2015 at 13:43

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You’re not being snarky at all. I haven’t used Windows in a long time, so I need some time to reacquaint myself. Thanks for the tip.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > MLGCarGuy
08/18/2015 at 16:28

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No worries! A lot of people don’t know about it, even regular windows users. I just know it’s hard to convey an actual helpful tone over text, versus heavy sarcasm/snark.

The snipping tool even automatically “copies” the snip, so all you have to do is open the tool, draw a box, and paste. Best tool ever for Kinja actually. I just open an image on my screen and snip-tool it into a comment or post, rather than diddling with image hosting, etc.